i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
Anonymous asked: I like how you say that your clothes never come off yet your "boss" is the complete opposite. If anyone should be leader, it should be you.
o.o wow. well thanks,
Anonymous asked: She just wants the D. Now that is classy.
i meant compared to wanting a lot of dicks. lol
Anonymous asked: Would you rather have a mouth full of short dicks, or an ass full of big ones?
well, my fiance’s dick is all i want lol
Anonymous asked: Solve this math problem. 4+4=D
LOL awfully short dick -.-
Anonymous asked: Weren't you the naked chick dancing at the party the other night?
hahahah hell no. my clothes never come off and i wasn’t any parties recently. i rarely go out and when i do it’s for my work.